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You've reached Lord Wolf O'Donnell. If you're calling in concerns to StarWolf, press one. If you're calling to talk to me personally, press two. If you're calling to make a payment, press three.

If you pressed one StarWolf is here for all your needs. Please leave a message with the job you have in mind and I'll get back to you on the details.

If you pressed two You've reached Wolf. Leave a message.

If you pressed three Payments can only be made in person. Leave a message and I will get back to you with a meeting time and place for payment drop off. Thank you.

[The camera clicks on to reveal a very displeased Wolf O'Donnell staring into the camera. He is breathing through his nose a bit heavily before he speaks.]

This Tree God better have a way I can contact him. If he wants me to save this world, I need compensation. Cold hard cash, dammit. You hear this Yggdrasil? I need payment for this. I don't do jobs for free.

That aside, I need some info. Strabi here told me about this war and a few other things but I need more specific info. Where can I find shelter and where can I find work? I don't like to idly it by while shit is happening. Also, has any here seen a green chameleon named Leon or a black panther named Panther? If either of you two see this, report ASAP. That's a direct order you two.

[The camera clicks off.]